Slate: How to Write Faster

I plan on sharing this Slate piece, “How to Write Faster,” with writers I coach. (“Coach” or “consult with”? I can’t decide which verb is less cheesy.) A lot of its observations ring true, especially this one: “[S]entences are generated in a burst-pause-evaluate, burst-pause-evaluate pattern, with more experienced writers producing longer word bursts.”

Much of the information comes from “Professional Writing Expertise,” a chapter in The Cambridge Handbook of Expertise and Expert Performance. This sounds like one of those titles a novelist would come up with as a parody of blandly overcomprehensive or unfinishable academic projects, like Pynchon’s Things That Can Happen in European Politics, but no, it’s real. A photocopy of “Professional Writing Expertise” just found its way onto my mental list of things-to-get.

Congrats to my first consultee

A book by one of my consultees, Rachael Murphey-Brown, was just submitted to Emerald Publishing Group! I feel like a first-time gardener whose tomatoes didn’t die. Go, Rachael!

You can read a (much earlier) sample of her work here. She did a backbreaking amount of work investigating attitudes toward race among African American faculty in North Carolina. She came up with some interesting findings, and the book she’s written is a pretty convincing riposte to the idea that academia has entered a “post-race” stage of existence.

New piece in Books & Culture

I disburden myself of an opinion about David Foster Wallace’s The Pale King over here.

Another rough excerpt

As for my father, he was a walker, or so I hear. I often imagine that his silent departure from our home happened on foot—as obviously it must have, but what I mean is that sometimes I imagine he simply went out for a walk and never came back. That he got to the edge of town and simply continued, covering all of Michigan, perhaps then Wisconsin and Illinois, Indiana and Canada, in concentric circles; that perhaps by now he knew every crumbling or renewed city center, every three-room town placed like a piece of conceptual art against hundreds of acres of cornfield. He simply went on, noting it all in greater and greater detail, registering the unintentional poetry that barns and sheds make against skies the color of old wood track as they waste and rot away, as well as the greater poetry of their being, when he chanced to pass the same spot a week or a decade later, not there. Sometimes this fantasy became detailed enough to grant him a tinkerer or bricoleur’s livelihood—a facility with lawnmower engines; a fast hand with a dirty dish—and a series of temporary, renewable dwellings: this lonely widow’s barn; that unremarkable riverbank. From this daydream, equal parts punishment and mythologization, I drew I know not what sort of satisfaction.

Some random updates

I am on a great big modernism kick. I don’t need to tell anyone to read all the Virginia Woolf or T.S. Eliot they possibly can manage, but I may need to tell some people that

1) Wyndham Lewis’s The Revenge For Love is a wholly remarkable novel—the story of a Communist agitator and a would-be painter (just talented enough to know he sucks—buddy, I feel your pain!) who are drawn into political/criminal machinations surrounding the Spanish Revolution;

2) Wyndham Lewis other than that seems like something of a dangerous nutcase, and his fiction is too often motivated by irritation to really sink in (Revenge for Love is saved by the undeniable and probably unintended pathos of Margot Stamp, the painter’s wife), but if you want to understand how so many not-completely-psychotic people were able to delude themselves about Hitler for so long, his 1930 pamphlet Hitler is an interesting and horrifying document (for which he sort-of makes up in 1936 by writing the philo-semitic The Jews, Are They Human, which is not as equivocal as its title);

3) Ford Madox Ford should be better remembered;

4) Hugh Kenner’s The Pound Era is one of the greatest books anyone has ever written about anything, even if you think Pound is creepy as hell, which I do, but

5) Kenner totally whitewashes his subject, who on being discharged from his fourteen-year confinement to a mental hospital (to keep him from being executed for treason) gave the fascist salute to a bunch of journalists and waltzed off to Italy, which strongly suggests that a) he really was as crazy as a shithouse rat and b) World War II taught him nothing, which brings me to

7) I actually kind of get where pro-Israel fanatics are coming from now. I don’t agree with them, of course, because I believe Arabs are human, and it seems to me that some conservatives have totally lost sight of that fact. But. The more I learn about the modernists and their world, the more shocked I am by these peoples’ absolutely routine anti-Semitism. I mean they just didn’t even think about it. My favorite example is in Social Credit, the economics text that really turned Ezra Pound’s head and made him obsessed with usury for the next gazillion years of his life. I actually think the book is worth reading (if nothing else, it’s short), and I think a lot of C.H. Douglas’s ideas ought to be entertained. But every so often he has a racist-uncle moment that chills your whole relationship to him. At one point, he blames certain Jewish banking families for a) impoverishing nations through usury and b) getting rich off of wars. He comments that if many people unfairly lump all Jews in with the Rothschilds this is just what we should expect, is not really a big deal, is the Rothschilds’ fault, etc. (Hating a whole ethnic group because of the actions of a few=reasonable, unavoidable, the fault of that few.) And then literally on the next page he comments that Germany’s terrible war debt is a moral crime, because you shouldn’t blame all Germans for the acts of the German army in World War I. (Non-Jews blaming all Jews for the Rothschilds=whaddya gonna do; non-Germans blaming all Germans for the actions of their government and army=Whythat’scompletelyunfair.) The f***er doesn’t even notice.

Moreover, the arguments that allow Wyndham Lewis to view Hitler, 1930, as something other than a villain sound exactly like what I say when someone mentions the anti-Semitism of some Arab leaders : “Well, see, he’s just saying that to arouse popular sentiment, but it’s really all political, and if the Arab nations and the Palestinians just get treated a little more fairly by the US, the Jew-baiting will die down.” I think this is a reasonable assumption to make in the case of racist Arabs now. The trouble is, in 1930, with Germany facing a war-debt that no country could ever pay, it probably sounded like a reasonable thing to say about Nazis. That scares the hell out of me.

So, that’s what I’ve been reading, and also Harry Mathews’s My Life in CIA, which is just the sort of awesome you should expect from the only American member of Oulipo since ever. (It’s 1972. He’s an American artist living in Paris on a seemingly inexhaustible, unexplained income. Everybody thinks he’s a spy. He decides to play along. If you’re not yet sold on this book, I’m not sure we should be friends.)

I have also been writing. Here is a brief, rough excerpt; I’ll try to post a few more between now and the end of July, which is my cutoff date for futzing with (i.e., rewriting from scratch) Novel No. 1. From the first chapter:

My mother, God bless her, was a fundamentalist, and, with any leftover energy, a make-up saleswoman, and a health-food crank. I was, for lack of a babysitter, her companion. She would wake me sometimes at five-thirty, or earlier, announcing: “Up! Today’s for spreading the gospel! Up!” By spreading the gospel she meant, almost invariably, that we would drive up and down M-46 leaving little illustrated tracts in all the bathrooms. These tracts all concerned a little boy, his features nondescript and underdrawn as mine seemed (since I looked through them, not at them) to be, who through one mistake after another always ended up in Hell, where his fat little frame would be stretched on a rack, or his stubby fingernails penetrated underneath by needles. The demons eyed him lasciviously. These tracts are now, I should mention, in demand among collectors of folk art. Their author-artist, a man named Terry Seaton, is in prison now—the state of Kansas maintains that he molested a five-year-old. I know what they mean.

On other days, days that limped along the ground like a cheap kite, we inched from house to house delivering Avon—the car pausing every few driveways with an exhausted, relieved grunt.

So passed my childhood, in cars and other temporary structures. 

What your parents’ siblings’ job is

A very, very short list of the books that came into my childhood home as a direct result of my late aunt, Joan Christman (1941-2011), who died of a heart attack this week:

Lucy M. Boston, The Green Knowe Series
A sweet little orphan comes to live in an ancient, easily-flooded English mansion (in the first chapter, he reaches his front door by boat) that is already populated by a magical elderly lady and about thirty-seven ghosts. The prose is, somehow, fully equal to the awesomeness of the conception. Like Aunt Joan, these books never talked down.

Sylvia Plath, The Bed Book
Another children’s book, this one being a sort of rhymed guide to the large variety of armed, mechanized, food-producing, paint-resistant, animal-shelter-providing, and/or rocket-powered beds that a teeming world provides for the delectation of those children insufficiently challenged by “a white little/tucked in tight little/nighty night little/turn out the light little/Bed.” Very evidently the only reckonable work ever produced by the otherwise-tedious Ms. Plath, this children’s masterpiece commanded the rapt attention of my sister and me from an early age.

It is out of print now, because the world is a moron.

Several Forgotten Authors, Many, Many Books About Dinosaurs
So many that I don’t remember who wrote them all: I just remember the mineral-richness of the soil they provided for my imagination to snack on.

Zilpha Keatley Snyder, The Egypt Game
I didn’t read this one, actually. It seemed too transparent an attempt to get me interested in Ancient Egypt. I have, as an uncle, made the same mistake once or thrice: I don’t think Graeme really realizes how awesome it was of me to get him Farenheit 451 this year. But that same Christmas’s other present, a board game called By Jove!, did nothing to stunt my interest in Greco-Roman mythology, and from this I learned another lesson in uncling: always have more than one cool, educational present.

My father is an unclassifiable polymathic genius who cleans buildings late at night. My mother, when life leaves her two spare nickels’ worth of attention to rub together, likes to read the Victorians. There was never any chance that they, or my sister (who as a teenager designed her own funky outfits to go dancing in, like Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink, and wrote poetry) were going to allow me to grow up in an imagination-deprived environment: this even though they allied themselves with a version of Christianity whose loudest representatives seem to me most marked, not by bad politics or sticky-uppy-hair, but fear of the imagination. But in any case, an aunt or an uncle’s job, as I see it, is to reinforce what the family is trying to do for a child’s mind … from a slightly skewed angle. That’s what Joan did, and that’s what I try to do. On her death it seems appropriate to say that I learned from the best.

Razor Wire Women

Go buy my wife’s book!

There goes my workday

Every Paris Review interview has now been posted online. For free.

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Speaking of interviews, a professor from my old MFA program has a new novel out, which he describes here; the interview is as fascinating as the novel sounds. And no, this isn’t a favor. I like Dr. Bajo, but we’re hardly chummy, nor do I plan on begging him for blurbs. He’s just an interesting guy.

New essays, kind of

Identity Theory is no more, apparently, which means death for the two book reviews I had pending there. (It also means no more free shots at the Powells.com Review-a-Day slot. Just when I was getting used to it!) I guess I’ll post them here, for lack of any better options: book reviews go stale fast. And does anything say “game changer” like an unpublished book review that the author posted on his personal blog?! Reel, mortals …

Orphaned Review of Michael Lewis’s The Big Short

We all were waiting for someone to explain, definitively and clearly, what happened to the world’s money in 2008, and while we waited it kept on happening. As I write this*, the newspapers (a metaphor, these days) are full of the Goldman Sachs boys’ most recent evasions of Congressional blame for having nearly wrecked the markets (another metaphor). Between their shamelessness, and Congress’s cowardice, and our inability to attend to all the explanations that events like these require, we can expect to see sequels and reboots of this horror movie before the reviews of Part One are in. 

Nevertheless, Michael Lewis’s attempt at an explanation is valiant and necessary. Lewis has a reputation as the best kind of reporter, someone who can successfully explain complex social changes with the use of rich characterization and revealing anecdotes. He has Tom Wolfe’s keen eyes and winning flippancy, but lacks, thank God, Wolfe’s snobbery, his talent for siding with Goliath against David and then asking us to admire his contrarianism. This sense of humor (and humanity) makes him an ideal writer on finance. Indeed, if The Big Short has any flaw, it is, surprisingly for a book about credit default swaps and bond trading, an overreliance on its human characters. Lewis is so good at exposition—which in this case means rendering understandable the behavior of impersonal economic forces—that I really wasn’t as interested in his analyses of the characters of actual persons, such as the socially graceless financial analyst Steve Eisman or the one-eyed, Asperger’s-afflicted bond trader Michael Burry.

These two were among the first people to realize that crisis was in the offing, and they, along with a handful of others (a prototypical greedy salesman; a group of hippy-dippy survivalists who establish a capital-management firm), made billions betting against the solvency of the American economy. They provide the book with its angle. Rather than asking, as so many have, why “no one” saw the economic collapse coming, Lewis, with Swiftian self-assurance, assumes a general incompetence on the part of Wall Street generally and examines the few who got things right. His cynicism is based in personal experience. Lewis’s first book, Liar’s Poker (1989), was a memoir of the years he spent cluelessly accruing money (while losing other peoples’) on Wall Street, engaged in tasks of “no social utility.” He wrote it as a call to arms, but a generation of college students have, he tells us, read it as a How-To-Succeed-in-Business manual.

The prevalence of that kind of stupidity is, finally, the message of this book. The Big Short demonstrates, again and again, that the primary problem with our Masters of Capital is not greed but incompetence. (In so doing, by the way, it refutes the predictable conservative charge that feckless poor people caused the crisis. It’s clear from Lewis’s telling that subprime mortgage lending was a marginal part of the economy until, in the late 1980s, bond traders figured out how to make large short-term gains from such loans, thus creating an incentive for huge sums of money to be thrown at those who couldn’t repay it. Thanks, fellows.)

We have been in the habit of justifying Wall Street in Darwinian terms: their methods, arcane and destabilizing as they are, will always lead capital (by the nuts) to those places where natural selection, in the form of consumer need, requires it. They aren’t nice people, but—like Kara Thrace or Jack Bauer—they get the job done. What becomes overwhelmingly clear from Michael Lewis’s account is that, as far as the bond market is concerned, there is no “job.” Bond traders’ behavior has no justification, Darwinian or other. Their “financial products” not only had no relationship to economic reality but created incentives for ignoring that reality. These products were like cancers, which create an environment conducive to the production of more cells nobody needs. Or they were like bad metaphors, which, as metaphors tend to do, proliferate, creating further, complementary metaphors, trapping more and more of the world within a faulty conceptual scheme. It is folly to expect repentance from these people; like the ex-Nazis that history shakes out of hiding every few years, they will never apologize, because they have grown accustomed to living in a fiction. The question for all of us is how not to live there with them.  

*Late April, 2010.

Coming next week (after I do some light re-editing): A review of Marilynne Robinson’s amazing Absence of Mind that will be summarily ignored, like the book.

Passed my thesis defense …

… which means back to daily writing next week, with revisions of the thesis to take place in the fall. I want to get started on my second novel early next year. It will involve God-obsessed mathematicians living in Grand Rapids. I’m trying to teach myself advanced math in order to get ready. No kidding. This week I figured out how to define a midpoint using only Euclid’s first four postulates, and it just about broke my skull. It’s so much easier just to read Pynchon.

Anyway, with final revisions looming, expect to read lots of whining in this space about the length/difficulty/impossibility of finding a publisher. And also about math being cool and, um, hard.